CROSS-DRESSING?
It gets verse...

I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.

...so Nicely starts the song Tin Fugue in the musical, Guys and Dolls.

Well, a horse is a horse of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course—unless that horse is the cross-dressing horse, Sweetie Pie, immortalized by Jeff Rose:

CROSS-DRESS

I've got the horse right here,
he's dressed a little queer,
his name is Sweetie Pie, he's really quite a dear

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
this horse knows how to cross-dress.

He'll be running fast,
he'll be looking good,
and he'll be wearing pumps unless it's mud,

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
to Liberace he's inclined to just say yes.

If the race gets close,
and the heat is on,
he'll lift his skirts
and hump like Donna Juan.

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
it's in the news, he gets his shoes in Paris.

At the finish line,
he will look sublime,
he'll sashay over
for the victory wine.

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
he won with a badly limp wrist.

In a winning pose,
he proudly drank his beer,
and he didn't cheat
as much as I've cheated here.

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
it's the horse who does it, NOT ME!

In the last verse now,
we take you back to the barn,
he's feeling shitty 'cause
he thinks he bought the farm.

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
that horse knew how to cross-dress,

But there's a ray of light,
his last race was tonight,
now it's off to do the talk shows,
LA's a five hour flight.

He'll be outta the closet
and into the know,
and dating Mister Ed,
on the nature show (as his nature shows).

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
that horse knew how to cross-dress

He'll live a long, long life,
(about the farm I lied),
because they all lived long,
on his mother's side,

Cross-dress, yes, cross-dress,
that horse knew how to cross-dress

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